My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

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motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.


Kush entirely too fucking loud
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It’s just weird listening to it… go ahead, do it.

Old school, yo.

True Story…I literally searched for “brothers” on limewire and downloaded like fifty songs…then picked this one.


Ah, “Plans” is my favourite Death Cab album. I love how I’m instantly taken back to Brotherhood the second I hear this song begin. 

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Pretty sure I’ve had this exact nightmare before.